cd for mopes

I'd like to make a CD I can play in the car when I have a MOPE in the back. It is strictly for my own perverted sense of humor. :D

These are the obvious ones:

Akon - lock'd up
Pretenders - Back on a chain gang
George michael - freedom
chamillionaire - ridin dirty

I'm looking for other suggestions. Please help me, I'd like to get about an hours worth for their listening pleasure.

When your done I"LL BUY ONE FROM YOU BROTHER!!!!!!Count me in! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 8)

Don't forget the classic COPs TV show theme.

Bad Boys, Bod Boys, Whacha gonna do? Whacha gonna do when they come for you!!!

I Fought The Law (and the Law Won)
by Bobby Fuller, 1965

Breaking rocks in the hot sun
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won
I needed money cause I had None
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won
I miss my baby and I feel so sad I guess my race is run
Well she's the best girl that I ever had
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won
Robbing people with a six gun
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won
I miss my baby and I miss fun
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won
I miss my baby and I fell so sad I guess my race is run
Well she's the best girl that I ever had
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won

I'd like to make a CD I can play in the car when I have a MOPE in the back. It is strictly for my own perverted sense of humor. :D

These are the obvious ones:

Akon - lock'd up
Pretenders - Back on a chain gang
George michael - freedom
chamillionaire - ridin dirty

I'm looking for other suggestions. Please help me, I'd like to get about an hours worth for their listening pleasure.

TRAPT LYRICS

"Headstrong"

Circling your, circling your, circling your head,
Contemplating everything you ever said
Now I see the truth, I got doubt
A different motive in your eyes and now I’m out
See you later
I see your fantasy, You want to make it a reality paved in gold
See inside, Inside of our heads (yeah)
Well now that’s over
I see your motives inside, decisions to hide

[Chorus:]
Back off I’ll take you on
Headstrong to take on anyone
I know that you are wrong
Headstrong we’re Headstrong
Back off I’ll take you on
Headstrong to take on anyone
I know that you are wrong and this is not where you belong
I can’t give everything away
I won’t give everything away

[Verse 2:]
Conclusions manifest, your first impressions got to be your very best
I see you’re full of $#!T, and that’s alright
That’s how you play, I guess you’ll get through every night
Well now that’s over
I see your fantasy, you want to make it a reality paved in gold
See inside, inside of our heads (yeah) Well now that’s over
I see your motives inside, decisions to hide

[Chorus]

[Verse 3:]
I know, I know all about [x3]
I know, I know all about your motives inside, and your decision to hide

[Chorus]

Beer For My Horses ~ Lyrics

[Toby Keith]
Well, a man come on, the 6 o'clock news,
Said somebody's been shot, somebody's been abused.
Somebody blew up a building, somebody stole a car.
Somebody got away, somebody didn't get too far, yeah.
They didn't get too far.

[Willie Nelson]
Grandpappy told my pappy: "Back in my day, son,
A man had to answer for the wicked that he done.
Take all the rope in Texas, find a tall oak tree,
Round up all of them bad boys, hang them high in the street,
For all the people to see,"

[Toby]
That justice is the one thing you should always find.
You got to saddle up your boys,
You got to draw a hard line.

[Willie]
When the gunsmoke settles, we'll sing a victory tune.
We'll all meet back at the local saloon.

[Both]
We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces,
Singing: 'Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses.'"

[Toby]
We got too many gangsters doing dirty deeds,

[Willie]
We've got too much corruption, too much crime in the streets.

[Toby]
It's time the long arm of the law, put a few more in the ground.

[Willie]
Send 'em all to their maker, and he'll settle 'em down:

[Toby]
You can bet he'll settle 'em down.

[Toby]
Cause justice is the one thing you should always find.
You got to saddle up your boys,
You got to draw a hard line.

[Willie]
When the gunsmoke settles, we'll sing a victory tune.
We'll all meet back at the local saloon.

[Both]
We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces,
Singing: "Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses." Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses.

[Toby]
You know justice is the one thing you should always find.
You got to saddle up your boys,
You got to draw a hard line.

[Willie]
When the gunsmoke settles, we'll sing a victory tune.
We'll all meet back at the local saloon,

[Both]
We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces,
Singing: "Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses."
Singing: "Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses."

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7fk6W8YhI-s Check it out. Perfect choice!

Johnny Cash

"Folsum Prison Blues"

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7fk6W8YhI-s Check it out. Perfect choice!

How can we forget "Troll Down" by Bootleg

"Fu*c&k the police" by NWA.

By the way did someone suggest a George Michael song??
Turn in your man card dude.

Ask him or her what's your favorite radio station. If it's country then play rap. if it's rap play country. I think you get the idea.

"Highway Patrol" by Junior Brown

"the police" by NWA.

By the way did someone suggest a George Michael song??
Turn in your man card dude.

He wants music that pretty much rubs it in the face of the bad guy, not say's the police!

Hey guest who suggested nwa your a TOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DUMB***!

I cant believe you guys....those poor dumb mopes have RIGHTS ya know.....and as long as they are inteh back of MY car, they can listen to the selections of this CD that we all so lovingly put in suggestions for.
To the person with the idea....you may be on to a money maker here......

Duh,

My own prison by Creed.

Please tell me the guy who took the singer to jail for 31D played this while he was in the car!

HAHA....That was so hilarious jarhead what you wrote!!! Could you imagine?? :D

I Turned Out To Be The Only Hell My Momma Ever Raised by Johnny Paycheck.

Thanks for the suggestions, This is my current playlist:

Chamillionaire - ridin' dirty
Chamillionaire - Hip Hop Police
Green Day - I fought the law
Johnny Cash - Folsom prison blues
Junior Brown - Highway Patrol
George Michael - Freedom
Toby Keith - Beer for my horses
Trapt - Headstrong
Inner circle - Bad Boys
Gwen Stefani - The Sweet Escape
The Pretenders- Back on a chain gang
Johnny Paycheck- the only hell
Creed - My own Prison

I have them all, and I'm ready to burn. However, this only gives me about 45 minutes of music. I'd like it to be a little longer, so hopefully we'll get some late entries.

No don't burn it yet. wait for some more ideas.

10-66 the george michael. Ewwwww

10-66 the george michael. Ewwwww

I'm sorry, he wasn't supposed to be on the list. I cut and pasted.

Without the song, The CD is 44.5 minutes of Mope hell!!!! :D

The file is only 44.9 MB, so there is still plenty of room for suggestions.

Keep them coming.

Thanks.

In Memory of our fallen LEO's,
Amazing Grace played with the bagpipes.

Played full blast. The Mopes wil love that one!


I think that will make a great last song on you're CD.

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Here is a couple funny short clips:

The mopes wont know most of these, but other D/S's can laugh at him as you drive by playing it on you're P.A.

Cops
http://www.chpcards.com/Cops-BadBoys.mp3

Car 54, Where are you?
http://www.chpcards.com/Car54WhereAreYou.mp3

Dragnet
http://www.chpcards.com/DragnetTheme.mp3

Hawaii Five-0
http://www.chpcards.com/Hawaii50Theme.mp3

SWAT
http://www.chpcards.com/SWATTheme.mp3

Lawman
http://www.chpcards.com/LawmanTheme.mp3

Not really my kind of music, but it's some good "RUB IN YOU'RE FACE" stuff.

Elvis Presley - Jailhouse Rock

The warden threw a party in the county jail.
The prison band was there and they began to wail.
The band was jumpin and the joint began to swing.
You shouldve heard those knocked out jailbirds sing.
Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin to the jailhouse rock.

Spider murphy played the tenor saxophone,
Little joe was blowin on the slide trombone.
The drummer boy from illinois went crash, boom, bang,
The whole rhythm section was the purple gang.
Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin to the jailhouse rock.

Number forty-seven said to number three:
Youre the cutest jailbird I ever did see.
I sure would be delighted with your company,
Come on and do the jailhouse rock with me.
Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin to the jailhouse rock.

The sad sack was a sittin on a block of stone
Way over in the corner weepin all alone.
The warden said, hey, buddy, dont you be no square.
If you cant find a partner use a wooden chair.
Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin to the jailhouse rock.

Shifty henry said to bugs, for heavens sake,
No ones lookin, nows our chance to make a break.
Bugsy turned to shifty and he said, nix nix,
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks.
Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin to the jailhouse rock

Thanks for the suggestions, This is my updated current playlist:

Chamillionaire - ridin' dirty
Chamillionaire - Hip Hop Police
Green Day - I fought the law
Johnny Cash - Folsom prison blues
Junior Brown - Highway Patrol
Toby Keith - Beer for my horses
Trapt - Headstrong
Inner circle - Bad Boys
Gwen Stefani - The Sweet Escape
The Pretenders- Back on a chain gang
Johnny Paycheck- the only hell
Creed - My own Prison
From braveheart - celtic bagpipes - amazing grace
Akon - locked up
amy winehouse - rehab
zz top - jailhouse rock

I have them all, and I'm ready to burn. This fine collection is 57.4 minutes of music. I'll wait a couple of days to see if we get some more, then I'll burn it.

feel free to critique the selections and any order preferences.

I'll figure out a way to get a copy to those who want one.

System of a Down
- Prison Song

I found this on a google search. I have no idea what it sounds like.
I do like system of a down thougn, so it might be good enough for you're cd.


Theyre trying to build a prison
Theyre trying to build a prison
Following the rights movement
You clamped on with your iron fists
Drugs became conveniently
Available for all the kids
Following the rights movement
You clamped on with your iron fists
Drugs became conveniently
Available for all the kids
I buy my crack, I smack my *****
Right here in hollywood
(nearly 2 million americans are
Incarcerated in the prison system
Prison system of the us)
Theyre trying to build a prison
Theyre trying to build a prison
Theyre trying to build a prison
(for you and me to live in)
Another prison system
Another prison system
Another prison system
(for you and me to live in)
Minor drug offenders fill your prisons
You dont even flinch
All our taxes paying for your wars
Against the new non-rich
Minor drug offenders fill your prisons
You dont even flinch
All our taxes paying for your wars
Against the new non-rich
I buy my crack, I smack my *****
Right here in hollywood
The percentage of americans in the prison system
Prison system, has doubled since 1985
Theyre trying to build a prison
Theyre trying to build a prison
Theyre trying to build a prison
(for you and me to live in)
Another prison system
Another prison system
Another prison system
For you and i, for you and i, for you and i.
Theyre trying to build a prison
Theyre trying to build a prison
Theyre trying to build a prison
For you and me
Oh baby, you and me.
All research and successful drug policy show
That treatment should be increased
And law enforcement decreased
While abolishing mandatory minimun sentences
All research and successful drug policy show
That treatment should be increased
And law enforcement decreased
While abolishing mandatory minimun sentences
Utilising drugs to pay for secret wars around the world
Drugs are now your global policy now you police the globe
I buy my crack, I smack my *****
Right here in hollywood
Drug money is used to rig elections
And train brutal corporate sponsored dictators
Around the world
Theyre trying to build a prison
Theyre trying to build a prison
Theyre trying to build a prison
(for you and me to live in)
Another prison system
Another prison system
Another prison system
(for you and me to live in)
For you and i, for you and i, for you and i
For you and i
Theyre trying to build a prison
Theyre trying to build a prison
Theyre trying to build a prison
For you and me
Oh baby, you and me

Ohhh yeah!!!! wait a few days and we can get together on how we can deliver the CD's not a problem!!! Anyway LOVE the list fellows keep it coming there's plenty more even for a volume #2 cd NICE!!!!!!!!!!! I'll keep checking in on this post in the next few days. Cd the mopes good Idea :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Weird Al Yankovic
White and Nerdy

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Here is a song titled "Prison". It is a funny song that might make a few 10-15s pucker. Have a good chuckle and play the song all the way to the end....http://www.audiocomedy.net/songs/yourmy ... itch.shtml (http://www.audiocomedy.net/songs/yourmyprison*****.shtml)

"Winterborn" and "Never Surrender/Citadel" by Cruxshadows
"Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner" by Warren Zevon
"March of Cambreadth" by Heather Alexander
"Ireland" by Garth Brooks
"Smuggler's Blues" by Glenn Frey
"Don't Fear the Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult
"Flight of the Valkyries" by Wagner
"Shake your Tailfeather" by Nelly & Murphy Lee
"I Fought the Law" (Various versions)
"Modern Day Bonnie & Clyde" by Travis Tritt
"I Can't Drive 55" by Sammy Hagar
"Keep Hope Alive" by Crystal Method ( Theme music from "Third Watch")

As you can see, I have already made my own "Mope Music"...these are a few of my favorites.

Ask him or her what's your favorite radio station. If it's country then play rap. if it's rap play country. I think you get the idea.

Do you really need to ask the mope? It maybe sterotypical but I think I can guess and be right most of the time... :twisted:

Ask him or her what's your favorite radio station. If it's country then play rap. if it's rap play country. I think you get the idea.

Do you really need to ask the mope? It maybe sterotypical but I think I can guess and be right most of the time... :twisted:

They love that good ol' Redneck music! Yee-Haw!!!

any updates on the release of this newest Billboard #1??

To the original poster, come on people are waiting to order this #1 hit!!! UPDATE US BUDDY! DON'T TEASE AND MOVE ON :D ITS NOT NICE! :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:

Thanks for the suggestions, This is my the final list in order:

Green Day - I fought the law
Akon - Locked up
The Pretenders- Back on a chain gang
Social DIstortion - Prison Bound
Toby Keith - Beer for my horses
Amy Winehouse - Rehab
Chamillionaire - ridin' dirty
Junior Brown - Highway Patrol
Trapt - Headstrong
Inner circle - Bad Boys
Gwen Stefani - The Sweet Escape
Chamillionaire - Hip Hop Police
Creed - My own Prison
Johnny Paycheck - The only hell
AC/DC - Jailbreak
Rodney Carrington - Prison *****
Johnny Cash - Folsom prison blues
My Chemical Romance - You know what they do to guys like us in prison
ZZ top - Jailhouse rock
Sammy haggar - I Can't drive 55
Celtic bagpipes - Amazing Grace

The disc is 78.7mb. I already burned it and used it sometime this past week for my amusement. You can send me an email to pbso100@hotmail.com to get a copy sent to you. I'll send 1 to each district, what happens from there is up to you guys.