Im back,,!

And ready to cause mayhem,,and my favorite word,,Skullduggery!,,

Dear Rafterman-Thank you for returning safely from your recent visit to Iraq. We can't help but notice that your absences coincidently coincide with the trips that the chief has made over the past year. Unfortunately we are left with the obvious conclusion that you are the chief writing under a psuedo name. You had us all fooled for a long time. Its time to finally expose you for this shirade you are porpatratin on us innocents.

Wow ! What an astute observation. I suspected that he might be the Bratton disciple because of his grammatically NEW YORK sentence structure. You won't fool us anymore. Thanks Calamity.

Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today.

what, a short visit between rehab and prison ?

well all is well that ends well

How come we have never seen Rafter Man and The Chief at the same time. Could it be they are one and the same? That is an appetizing thought. Just add salt.....

Ill drink to all of that!!!

Leave Rafterman alone. He the voice of reason. An oasis in the desert. PLEASE DON'T LEAVE RAFTERMAN. You are our salvation and savior.

Now now boys and girls,,i would only double park the raft when i was extremely drunk,,,now in in rehab and only drink breast milk

Now now boys and girls,,i would only double park the raft when i was extremely drunk,,,now in in rehab and only drink breast milk

Rafter any truth that it is a test raft from Rafts of Kendall ? the luxury bio earth friendly model with oars?

Boys and girls I am here to report that Rafterman has successfully completed his first phase of his probation which included rehab. While we have weaned him off of the evil spirits, His penchant for breast milk is insatiable. Therefore we are asking for volunteers to donate at all three stations. Volunteers are standing by. This was public broadcast message brought to you by Lexus of Kendall.

ANY BODY ELSE NOTE THAT KENDALL TOYOTA DOESN'T HAVE AN AD ON CHANNEL 4 ' S INTERNET PAGE ANYMORE? For the I Q challenged, Kendall Toyota and Johnny's favorite Lexus dealership are owned by the same people. Might be why they are side by side.

Rafter, how was rehab?

Darn he was out of rehab for a full 48 hours and had a relapse. Instead of breast milk he was observed to close to the underbody of the geldings at the stables. Nearly got himself kicked until the stablemates realized the benefit of his presence.