Extra cones?

Do any of the other districts have any extras. We are all out in G'ville....

Why do you want to put them around your state car in your driveway so that no one hits it??
Leave the house you might be surprised whats out there.

I don't understand the reply from "Guest"

Who said I was going to put them around my car in the driveway?

Just because you guys may have plenty of cones doesn't mean we all do.

Also, I have been trying to get a box of flares. I was told we could get them from DOT. Does anyone know about that?

I don't understand the reply from "Guest"

Who said I was going to put them around my car in the driveway?

Just because you guys may have plenty of cones doesn't mean we all do.

Also, I have been trying to get a box of flares. I was told we could get them from DOT. Does anyone know about that?

I think they were implying that you don't leave your driveway and you want to place them around your vehicle like the phone comapany.

They will work the same when you do your LPI's and make you really stand out as the sharpest knife in the drawer

What districts are passing out cones? Is this a joke? If it is call me slow.

Does anyone have any extra cones left??

I am fascinated with this cone thread. I have 20+ years with the agency and have never needed a cone.

Again which districts have cones and what are they used for? I am intrigued as well?

PLEASE somebody tell me this is a joke! Dont keep me in suspense.

PLEASE somebody tell me this is a joke! Dont keep me in suspense.
Can I get some cones????

They are passing out cones for the dunces out there. Kind of like a sign that says, “I’m stupid”. The director where his every day unless the chief is borrowing it.

Bobby Hernandez from FDOT just called the office to say they had 200 cones waiting to be picked up.

If anyone wants some we should have extra. Start making room in your back seat.

Bobby Hernandez just delivered 40 cones and we only have 4 agents. We are swimming in cones. I think I will set up a driving course and have my agents practice....Just kidding.....

I will take some cones, I was wondering how I was going to protect my new car from getting scratches, being new here i didn't want to ask for too much. Heck my car only has 2500 miles on it, got to keep it new as long as possible.

I will take some cones, I was wondering how I was going to protect my new car from getting scratches, being new here i didn't want to ask for too much. Heck my car only has 2500 miles on it, got to keep it new as long as possible.
I hear South Beach has plenty of Maricones.

Tremendo chiste, bro-e!!! That's flippin hilarious!

this is not the first time this idiot has requested items without thinking OR maybe he has thought it through

I have 6 cones in my office waiting for agents to pick them up. If anyone needs any let me know. I can set up a course in the hallway...

I have 6 cones in my office waiting for agents to pick them up. If anyone needs any let me know. I can set up a course in the hallway...

is this thread for real?

Come by my office and see for yourself. Be careful not to trip on the cones in the hallway

I didn't believe this thread myself until I came into your office. It looked like a DOT storage unit. I know you aren't happy that your office is being used for storage but it really is funny....

I didn't believe this thread myself until I came into your office. It looked like a DOT storage unit. I know you aren't happy that your office is being used for storage but it really is funny....

Ha Ha very funny. J.R. you are a punk. I know this was you posting. You came by my office, opened the door and started cracking up. You didn't even say anything you just left cackling down the hallway.

Rather than laugh at my situation why don't you be a team player and store some cones in your office. At least that way I could get in and out of my office without tripping over these G%^ D#@! cones...

Seriously if anyone needs any cones anywhere within the state let me know. I will be glad to deliver cones on ABT time with ABT gas.

M.F. , you promised this would be temporary storage.

I hear the new director will be a bright orange cone. No kidding - very politically connected and will be bringing in a new cone as chief. This cone was in Crist's parking space, so that's the connection. The cone hasn't spent much time out in traffic, and true, experience would have been a plus. It does have reflective decals, so that's cool. Another example of cones playing politics with a state agency.

Two cones will do a better job than the last two ass clowns. All hail the cones !!!!!

Ok guys enough kidding around about the cones. I spoke to the new cone in charge and he wants to be called General, Dr, Lawyer, Indian Chief Cone.

Please respect the position even if you can't respect the cone.

By the way the old Col Dr is FWC new Capt.

I'm ready for the cones.........when's the last time you saw a cone wrongfully terminate anybody???

Rumor is that someone saw Director Hill without makeup and guess what........

She's really a cone !!!!

I've got 3 more cones in my trunk just like her.

Rumor is that someone saw Director Hill without makeup and guess what........

She's really a cone !!!!

leave her alone. :(

By the way the old Col Dr is FWC new Capt.

May the Grouper Troopers have better luck, and if not, at least they'll be better able to hide in the woods.

And now, with FWC, every time that guy calls himself "Doctor", people are gonna think he's a veterinarian; I believe his PhD is in English. Impressive degree...like it really sets him apart from the other 300 million people who can speak the language.

Maybe we can pack the cones in farewell gift baskets to CT and RC...They'll know where to put them. :evil:

Maybe we can pack the cones in farewell gift baskets to CT and RC...They'll know where to put them.

That is hysterical.

Is there anyone besides RC and CT that think they will still be here?

They have the same attitude CHIEF b did up until her execution

don't you think you will still be there?

Do any of the other districts have any extras. We are all out in G'ville....

Hey , i know this thread is like 4 years old.... but did you guys ever get those extra cones? We are fresh out and wanted to know if you had any left.

I hear JVille has some extra cones. They have tire tracks on them but are almost new.

they have some agents with tire tracks too, going right up their backs.