09-02-2007, 06:46 AM
Dear John,
For all those times that I rode in the lift (as you guys from across the pond like to call the elevator) with you & I bothered you by saying, hello Chief & all I got back was a cold mean stare, I offer my deepest apology.
For doubting your credibility the night that 5 witnesses heard you say F.. the Cubans!, I am sorry. Your driver said he didn't hear you say it, that should be good enough for me.
For questioning your integrity in taking a year long Lexus test drive & then distorting the puppet man's response to the media, I apologize.
For refusing to play the Compstat numbers game I ask for your forgiveness.
If I had some extra funds I would attempt to make amends for my mistakes by donating to charity, but I am on a limited budget & cannot. Sorry!
For all the steps that you have taken to greatly improve morale & for all the respect & admiration that you have bestowed upon the men & women of MPD, a heartfelt thank-you! Believe me, we feel the love that you & your fine staff shine down upon us!
MPD PO
For all those times that I rode in the lift (as you guys from across the pond like to call the elevator) with you & I bothered you by saying, hello Chief & all I got back was a cold mean stare, I offer my deepest apology.
For doubting your credibility the night that 5 witnesses heard you say F.. the Cubans!, I am sorry. Your driver said he didn't hear you say it, that should be good enough for me.
For questioning your integrity in taking a year long Lexus test drive & then distorting the puppet man's response to the media, I apologize.
For refusing to play the Compstat numbers game I ask for your forgiveness.
If I had some extra funds I would attempt to make amends for my mistakes by donating to charity, but I am on a limited budget & cannot. Sorry!
For all the steps that you have taken to greatly improve morale & for all the respect & admiration that you have bestowed upon the men & women of MPD, a heartfelt thank-you! Believe me, we feel the love that you & your fine staff shine down upon us!
MPD PO