08-24-2007, 01:30 AM
In order to calm the current misunderstanding regarding the acceptance of free goods and/or services by high ranking members of the Police Department. The following new addition has been made to the Departmental Orders.
D.O.1.1.1 In the event that any misunderstandings take place concerning
the acceptance of any items or services by any staff member
all events will be considered a grave misundertanding on
everyone elses part and not on our own.
1.1.1.2.1 If looking back in RETROSPECT we decide that we might wish
to pay for these items rightly given to us, then we reserve the
right to do so.
1.1.1.3.1 If we appear to be lying to the media, back tracking, and just
plain sounding like idiots. Rest assured that it is not us, but
everyone else that hears things incorrectly.
1.1.1.4.1We reserve the right to violate all of the rules as we see fit
however, since we operate on a differrent contract than yours
you cannot do as we do, but do as we say.
1.1.1.5.1 Ethics training for all of the rank and file will now be held
quarterly for the rank and file in order to prevent corruption.
D.O.1.1.1 In the event that any misunderstandings take place concerning
the acceptance of any items or services by any staff member
all events will be considered a grave misundertanding on
everyone elses part and not on our own.
1.1.1.2.1 If looking back in RETROSPECT we decide that we might wish
to pay for these items rightly given to us, then we reserve the
right to do so.
1.1.1.3.1 If we appear to be lying to the media, back tracking, and just
plain sounding like idiots. Rest assured that it is not us, but
everyone else that hears things incorrectly.
1.1.1.4.1We reserve the right to violate all of the rules as we see fit
however, since we operate on a differrent contract than yours
you cannot do as we do, but do as we say.
1.1.1.5.1 Ethics training for all of the rank and file will now be held
quarterly for the rank and file in order to prevent corruption.