Top Ten Ways to Boost Morale

10. A sixty percent pay raise - and free socks.
09. A sixty percent discount at all restaurants - and free socks.
08. Each convenience store will act as a free buffet for deputies.
07. A sixty percent discount on hotel rates for deputies and wives.
06. Free hotel room for deputies, and person other than wife.
05. Free use of agency vehicles, on and off-duty, deputies - and sober friends who can keep mouth shut.
04. Free tattoo, tribal band recommended, at initial swearing in ceremony.
03. Free Hooter's chicken wings at all substations.
02. Free hunks of cheese at main office.
01. Hunter's photograph on a milk carton.

Thanks FOP for fighting for our needs!!

Make Rod :D B :D a Chief and get rid of some of the dead weight

Let him figure the comstat numbers every week.....crime will be zero!

Milk carton. That's just plain funny!