07-16-2007, 06:03 AM
Hey chefy Dade City is looking for a new chief... I hear it would be a great place for you to work.
Top 10 reasons why chefy should be chief of Dade City:
10) They have less drive by paintings!
9) They have more trees to climb on to inspect!
8) Hospital in Dade City has internet access too!
7) A move up from the ghetto!
6) Dade City has more hair salons!
5) They already have tasers so you dont have to order them behind city councils back!
4) You dont have to suck up to their city manager because they dont have one!
3) They dont have sex offenders because city council wouldnt let you ship them off!
2) They have a captain there you can run off!
And the #1 reason why chefy should be the Dade City Chief......
# 1) They have a good agency that you can it screw up also!!!!!!
Love ya mean it..... Clem
Top 10 reasons why chefy should be chief of Dade City:
10) They have less drive by paintings!
9) They have more trees to climb on to inspect!
8) Hospital in Dade City has internet access too!
7) A move up from the ghetto!
6) Dade City has more hair salons!
5) They already have tasers so you dont have to order them behind city councils back!
4) You dont have to suck up to their city manager because they dont have one!
3) They dont have sex offenders because city council wouldnt let you ship them off!
2) They have a captain there you can run off!
And the #1 reason why chefy should be the Dade City Chief......
# 1) They have a good agency that you can it screw up also!!!!!!
Love ya mean it..... Clem