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06-10-2007, 04:10 PM
BRING BACK THE IN SERVICE FITNESS TESTING, SOME OF YOU DEPUTIES ARE EMBARRASSING TO LOOK AT. SOME SUPERVISORS WORRY ABOUT HOW WELL YOUR UNIFORM IS INTACT, BUT THEY GOT SOME NERVE WITH THEIR PHYSICAL APPEARANCE. LEAD BY EXAMPLE. REMEMBER THESE DIRT BAGS YOU DEAL WITH GO TO PRISON AND WORK OUT ALL DAY, WHEN THEY GET OUT YOU BETTER BE READY TO HOLD YOUR OWN OR BACK SOME ONE UP. NEVER MIND HOW GREAT A REPORT YOU CAN WRITE SOME DAY YOU WILL HAVE TO GET PHYSICAL WITH SOME DIRT BAG "YOU BETTER BE READY"

PFTO
06-11-2007, 03:09 PM
How bout we do what other departments do around the State. We offer 2 hours per pay period for our Deputies to wok out. Sgt. Prescott and Cpl. Simm seem willing to help. They monitor the weight rooms and those Deputies that show up get paid those who don't get nothing.........oh what was I thinking, that would help them actually accomplish something they have been complaining about and cost them money........silly me. The fitness test didn't do anything but p*ss people off. Make it worth their time and some will show.

06-11-2007, 08:14 PM
I say we fire the fat overweight cops. Have you ever seen an overweght runway model or playmate?No, because its not suitable for that profession. If someone is breaking into my house or kidnapping my child, I hope some fat donut eating cop doesnt show up and pass out while "in pursuit". I think the state needs to implement a mandatory P.A.T. If you cant pass it, go to Burger King or Krispy Kreme where its accepted. Unfortunately,our lives depend upon someone thats had a few months of training and (God help us) totes a gun. The last thing we need is Fat Albert showing up trying to save the day with a donut and a 44oz free refilled coke in the other.

06-11-2007, 08:29 PM
is prescott a robot. if anyone knows the answer to this let me know.

06-12-2007, 01:52 AM
I am glad we don't look at things the same way you do, if we did I am sure we could find a way to pick you out of a crowd and decide because of your bad attitude and piss poor outlook on life you shouldn't receive and service today. :lol:

06-12-2007, 10:39 AM
I would want a heavy overweight deputy that knows how to talk to me than one of you snotnosed kids that don't know her a-- fro a hole in the ground.

06-12-2007, 12:00 PM
I would want a heavy overweight deputy that knows how to talk to me than one of you snotnosed kids that don't know her a-- fro a hole in the ground.

Take the donut out of your mouth and try to write a little clearer.

PFTO
06-12-2007, 02:34 PM
Well "Mr./Ms./Mrs. Taxpayer" I'll write slow so you understand this. If you do not get adequate service then you should go to the academy, become certified and get hired on at whatever agency services your area. Then you could make a difference instead of just flappin your cake hole. Oh, wait, I almost forgot, if you're a convicted felon you can't get a job. Or maybe you're the parent of one of those juvenile delinquents we arrested because you failed as a parent and thought we were bullies. Whatever the case, quit talking about and do somethin. The only way to make a change is to act and if you'll meet me somewhere i'll give you back the $.80 that you actually pay towards my salary. That is unless you rent. Have a super day.

06-12-2007, 04:43 PM
Wow PFTO you’re a real genius. FYI I was 10-8 as a Police Officer for more than 10 years. The reason I left was for more money, but also because of signal 20’s like you. You do have a good idea maybe I’ll become a reserve long enough to 10-15 you for being stupid in a no stupid zone. You’re probably the one crying about the PAT, because you’re to fat to be 10-31 on anybody. Keep eating you donuts and free cokes!!!! That $.80 would actually be more than your worth so please refund the unused portion.

06-12-2007, 08:53 PM
I acually like sprinkles and yohoo, please!

06-12-2007, 11:04 PM
all Pasco worries about are stats,citations,reports. Well try looking at the scale of your deputies, their stats are too fat. Anybody can write a report or write a citation, but it takes hard work staying in shape.

06-25-2007, 12:03 AM
nice use of the ten code!

Yakuza
07-06-2007, 03:26 PM
all Pasco worries about are stats,citations,reports. Well try looking at the scale of your deputies, their stats are too fat. Anybody can write a report or write a citation, but it takes hard work staying in shape.

LOL! What are you talking about "Hard work to stay in shape"? Have you ever tried lifting several plates at the buffet line while balancing 3 cups of cherry soda? I think not!

Here’s what I think about you taxpayers and you’re insensitive comments::

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07-07-2007, 08:22 PM
tax payer. get a life... your not a cop anymore. stay off our site homo.

and yes I'm fat too. but, I bet I could still kick your ass

07-08-2007, 07:28 PM
have some respect for your self, get in shape your wife might appreciate it. I'm sure she is disgusted when you strip down. P.S. you are not kicking anybody's arse cheif. With in 1 minute you would be exhausted and defeated. :lol:

07-10-2007, 04:08 AM
It wouldn't take but a minute. I would stomp a mud hole in your face.

Are you ever going to stay off our site?

Your probably one of those wanna bees or one who couldn't pass the oral board or background check. why don't you keep your nose on your face and keep it out of our business.

I'm sure I could come over to where you work and tell you a thing or two that you could improve on.

07-17-2007, 11:39 PM
THE ADMIN CANT BE THAT CONCERNED WITH IMPOSING FITNESS GUIDLINES. IN DETENTION THEY JUST PROMOTED TWO OF THE MOST GOD AWFUL PHYSICAL SLOBS I'VE EVER SEEN OUTSIDE OF RICHARD SIMMONS COMMERCIAL. 450+LBS EACH. AN ABSOLUTE ****1NG DISGRACE. :shock:

07-18-2007, 03:02 AM
Unfortunitly, it is you who are the disgrace, posting something like that!!

07-18-2007, 03:17 AM
YOU MUST BE A FAT SLOB TOO. SORRY I HURT YOUR FEELINGS. NOW GO BACK TO YOUR FRIDGE, I THINK YOU LEFT IT OPEN.

07-18-2007, 10:39 AM
With an attitude like yours, you are the embarrassment. With this kind of post, you make all of the shapes and sizes of us "proud" LEO look very bad.

Yakuza.
07-18-2007, 01:56 PM
YOU MUST BE A FAT SLOB TOO. SORRY I HURT YOUR FEELINGS. NOW GO BACK TO YOUR FRIDGE, I THINK YOU LEFT IT OPEN.
LOL! Wow, that was so FN funny! Hold up, let me write this down......"G-O B-A-C-K T-O Y-O-U-R" Wait, do you mean Refrigerator but used "FRIDGE" because it would be much funnier?

All kidding aside bro, your comments have about as much sting as getting hit with a pillow. You're obviously the reason why they should have passed a law making it mandatory for all kids who ride that little yellow bus to wear helmets.

No wonder they’re promoting everyone else but you. It must suck to know you’re always the bottom of the barrel.

07-19-2007, 05:12 PM
I AM SURE YOU'VE SEEN THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL PLENTY OF TIMES. ESPECIALLY IF THE BARREL WAS FULL OF ICE CREAM OR POTATO CHIPS. NOW LOG OFF OF LEO AFFAIRS, AND LOG ON TO YOUR FAVORITE GAY PORN SITE AND START TUGGING. :twisted:

07-19-2007, 06:32 PM
Can we just get along!

Yakuza.
07-20-2007, 01:02 PM
I AM SURE YOU'VE SEEN THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL PLENTY OF TIMES. ESPECIALLY IF THE BARREL WAS FULL OF ICE CREAM OR POTATO CHIPS. NOW LOG OFF OF LEO AFFAIRS, AND LOG ON TO YOUR FAVORITE gay PORN SITE AND START TUGGING. :twisted:
Well….in all honesty, I tried seeing things from your perspective, but I can't seem to get my head up my A$$ as far as you can. I know you’ve spent some time thinking of clever things to post, but do us all a favor and stop letting your mind wander, it's way too little to be let out alone.
:roll:

07-20-2007, 07:27 PM
Sometimes it is better to remain silent and let others think that you are a FOOL...
Than to speak up and remove any DOUBT

07-22-2007, 09:06 AM
yakuza, thats a cool name. now you have the right name and body weight to take up sumo wrestling.