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Farva is two beings in one. On the outside he is a fat balding obnoxious man-child. But on the neckside he is a second being with an additional heart beat and breathing tubes. Those are the sounds you hear as it takes in additional snorting breaths. I think the neck monster tightens up his nads too, cuz he talks like a high pitched 12 year old girl some times. Stupid fat slob, god youre obnoxious.
Oh the miracle is that he is a Deputy here at all. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Captain: Are you ready Detectives????
Detectives: Aye Aye Captain!!!!
Captain: I can't hear you......
Detectives: AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!!!!!!!!
Captain: Oh! who lives in a cubicle next to the cube 3????
Detectives: BEEF NECK LOUD MOUTH!!!!!
Captain: Obnoxious and mouthy and ****y is he.....
Detectives: BEEF NECK LOUD MOUTH!!!!!
Captain: If tactical nonsense be something you wish.....
Detectives: BEEF NECK LOUD MOUTH!!!!!
Captain: cut your finger and drop like a fish.....
Detectives: BEEF NECK LOUD MOUTH!!!!!
Captain: Ready???
Detectives: BEEF NECK LOUD MOUTH! BEEF NECK LOUD MOUTH! BEEF NECK LOUD MOUTH!
Captain: BEEF NECK.......LOUD MOUTH!! HAHAH!!
BEEF NECK LOUD MOUTH REPORTING FOR DUTY!!!!!
I take offense to him using my likeness. I'm going to sue.
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