The miracle of Farva

Farva is two beings in one. On the outside he is a fat balding obnoxious man-child. But on the neckside he is a second being with an additional heart beat and breathing tubes. Those are the sounds you hear as it takes in additional snorting breaths. I think the neck monster tightens up his nads too, cuz he talks like a high pitched 12 year old girl some times. Stupid fat slob, god youre obnoxious.

Oh the miracle is that he is a Deputy here at all. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Please, can we please?

Captain: Are you ready Detectives????

Detectives: Aye Aye Captain!!!!

Captain: I can't hear you......

Detectives: AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!!!!!!!!

Captain: Oh! who lives in a cubicle next to the cube 3????

Detectives: BEEF NECK LOUD MOUTH!!!!!

Captain: Obnoxious and mouthy and ****y is he.....

Detectives: BEEF NECK LOUD MOUTH!!!!!

Captain: If tactical nonsense be something you wish.....

Detectives: BEEF NECK LOUD MOUTH!!!!!

Captain: cut your finger and drop like a fish.....

Detectives: BEEF NECK LOUD MOUTH!!!!!

Captain: Ready???

Detectives: BEEF NECK LOUD MOUTH! BEEF NECK LOUD MOUTH! BEEF NECK LOUD MOUTH!

Captain: BEEF NECK.......LOUD MOUTH!! HAHAH!!


BEEF NECK LOUD MOUTH REPORTING FOR DUTY!!!!!

I take offense to him using my likeness. I'm going to sue.