Yep wrote:Guest wrote:As you approach an intersection you see a beautiful large brested woman on the edge of the road. Uncertain if the boobies will dart out or not you make a hasty stop (Plus you really wanted to see those boobies).
The guy behind you is NOT PAYING ATTENTION, PERHAPS TEXING ON HIS CELL PHONE, OR IS IN A HURRY assumes you are just going to go throught intersection and strikes you from the rear.
The pressence of the boobies caused the accident?
I'm sorry,I really like boobies...
Actually, it was caused by the Boob behind the wheel.
Or maybe the dude in the car behind ya wasn't texting at all but checking out Dos Boobies as well and failed to see your brake lights.
