I bet anything that you guys already got together and have a plan on how to save your sugardaddy's a$$. I cant wait to hear the dumb excuse you guys are going to use....or one of you guys going to say that you were driving the car or the gosht that stold christmas was driving.....im sure it will be funny. You guys should all go to the trial and sit behind alex to show your support ....besides, he only sees officers as Bit*hes ! Oh, thats right, you guys are his bit*hes
A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes.
He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."
"Well, then, we need a urine sample."
"I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar."
"All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can't do that, officer."
"Because I'm drunk."
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home. As he stumbled out the door he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. Well the nun was really surprised but before she could do or say anything he punched her again. This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt. Then he picked her up and threw her into a wall. By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move. So then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and said. "Not very strong tonight, are you Batman?"
I am a resident from Golden Beach and my next door neighbor told me what was going on with the police department. I cant believe that my hard earned tax dollars are paying for a criminal and a town manager that has no respect for authority. I have been living in this community for over 20 years and seen bad things happen with the police department but I have never seen such a thing as is happening now. The reason we have our own police deparment is so we can have better services that the county couldnt provide. I have met individual officers and become friends with them. I just cant afford to do that any more since the staff is obviously overlooking peoples backgrounds when they are getting hired. I will personally make sure the word gets out on the kind of officers we are hiring to protect our town.
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