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03-16-2020, 06:13 PM #11UnregisteredGuest
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03-16-2020, 06:25 PM #12UnregisteredGuest
There is no minimum intelligence requirement to work here.
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03-16-2020, 08:57 PM #13UnregisteredGuest
As you’ve read, China has finally gotten a handle on the COVID-19 pandemic. It’s starting to leak out that their success is due to the use of tinfoil. Tinfoil has a magnetic effect on the virus on a cellular level. Keeping tinfoil around your head draws the virus away from your nose and mouth. By the weekend, store shelves will be empty of tinfoil. It’s imperative that as many cops as possible load up first.
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03-16-2020, 09:02 PM #14UnregisteredGuest
Now that more testing is being done (not just the extremely ill that go to the hospital), a large number of people will he found to have it that have few or no symptoms. They will then adjust the data and it will be found to have a lower mortality rate than the flu.
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03-17-2020, 12:56 AM #15UnregisteredGuest
I’ve been drinking a six pack of Old Milwaukee’s Best ever since this started and I do NOT have COVID19. It is my opinion that the beer has killed the virus.
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03-17-2020, 01:02 PM #16UnregisteredGuest
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03-18-2020, 02:37 AM #17UnregisteredGuest
Hot off the presses: The old gimmick from the 1950’s of swallowing live goldfish will be making a big comeback. Some hypothesize that the live fish will kill all viral cells as they enter the body.
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03-18-2020, 03:51 AM #18
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