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05-31-2011, 08:37 PM #1
%$# my lieutenant says
Thought it would be a funny topic for all to enjoy. Give us one of the "pearls of wisdom" from your lieutenant.
I'll start -
There is no reason for you to misspell "alcoholic" It is printed on your &^%&^& badge!!!
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05-31-2011, 09:40 PM #2
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The nail that sticks up gets hammered down.
Five copies, press hard.
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05-31-2011, 10:08 PM #3
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OMG!!!!! ROFLMAO!!! coolest thread ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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05-31-2011, 10:11 PM #4
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Negative expectations yield negative results.
Positive expectations yield negative results.
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05-31-2011, 10:14 PM #5
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This is ABT. To operate this place, all you need is a group of well-trained monkeys. 99 percent of everything we do is routine. Only one percent requires creative intelligence.
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05-31-2011, 10:23 PM #6
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My Lt has three answers for everything -
That's a wonderful idea.
I wish I had thought of that.
We will get started on that immediately.
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05-31-2011, 10:31 PM #7
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My sarcastic LT, who I love is likely to say -
"I don't want to upset you too much, but at this moment you have an excellent chance of being hanged."
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05-31-2011, 10:41 PM #8
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Does it take two of you to do that?
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05-31-2011, 11:04 PM #9
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How about this -
"lunch is a mid day break not a half day break"
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06-01-2011, 08:48 PM #10
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Being mediocre is OK, I don't mind, 3's are OK.
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