BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!! ATTENTION ATTENTION


SUPER "ELITE" UNTOUCHABLE ZOMBIE SQUAD SWAT GUY FAILED THE (BASIC) MIAMI POLICE OFFICER ENTRY PHYSICAL AGILITY.

ALL THREE OFFICERS FAILED TO MAKE IT OUT OF THE DEPARTMENT. I GUESS I STILL HAVE TO KEEP DEALING WITH YOUR SHIT!! BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME!! OH WAIT THERE WONT BE A NEXT TIME BECAUSE YOU WONT GET HIRED ANYWHERE ELSE!!!!!