Merry Christmas

Let us take a few moments to recap 2007. You might want to hum this little tune to a similar Christmas song.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true department gave to me….
12 months of stalled union negotiations.
11 Lieutenants salivating for a certain Captain to retire.
10 month replacement period for new vehicles.
9 % less cost of living pay.
8 more months before an official power point presentation is approved to decide on the committee to design a sticker that is approved to honor fallen heroes.
7 days in a pay period for all those returning to patrol from the specialty units after getting shafted for so long by their respective supervisors.
6 months before the new cars will be road worthy (delivered last month).
5% merit increase….only raise since Oct 2006.
4 captains waiting for one of the A-COPS to take early retirement due to much needed hip replacement, marriage counseling, or finally took that anti-sexual harassment class.
3 A-COPS waiting on a non deciding chief to decide when to retire.
2 Officers on IA resigning.
And……
1 more year down toward retirement…..

Merry Christmas to all! Let it be a blessed and safe holiday season for all of our brothers and sisters serving in the good fight!

P.S. Anyone else feel like taking a stab at this Christmas Carrol thing, lets have a little fun with this site for a change!

Now that's funny right there... I don't care who you are. Glad to see you have sense of humor about it all. Tase on!

That is very funny. Good job to whoever wrote it.

that was good. I'll have to work on one to keep it going...