Miami Mayor seeks political asylum in Hialeah

CBS,,(Cuban Broadcasting Sysytem) is reporting that it has verified that Miami Mayor Manny Diaz, requested and received political asylum in the neighboring country of Hialeah. Sources within city hall stated that recent criticisms from members of congress and everyone else,coupled with massive demonstrations and growing discontent from the City's own internal security forces (POLICE), forced the mayor to "abdicate his throne and Run like Hell". White house chief of staff Tom Riley in an early interview on the today program,has verified that the city will be walled out or in depending on your perspective. In order to preserve the peace,and prevent a massive illegal outflow of residents, U.S Navy warships have been stationed in Biscayne Bay, The Miami River, Watson Island, Coconut Grove and Pelican Harbor. More as this story develops on our six O'clock broadcast.

This wasn't funny in the Miami forum and it isn't any better in here.