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I'm retired from LAPD SWAT and I was wondering if the airport was hiring. Not to long ago I spoke with Lt. Silver and Sgt. Buttman and they said that the P.D. was anticipating a few openings. From what I gathered from these two it was a great place to work with chances for advancement. Thanks for any help I can get.

:roll: Look don't ask them again Thats Sgt Butler and whom ever.This place is not what you think its is. In the last few weeks we lost 5 or 6 officers who went to other dept's. Some of the officers have been here 4 to 5 years. Look some where else.
The S.O. or Tampa PD. Not here>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

oh its that bad. the lt. was talking up your swat team. he mentioned that the commander of the team is the best in the state of florida.

yeah we have an unattended bag in the ladies rest room. better call out swat :snicker:

i guess you do need SWAT when you have 10 #'s of sh-t in a 5 # bag. it's a shitty job but somebody has to do it. 8)

The best part of my day at TIA is alway's my shitting time. I relax and kick back and can finally take my mind off of the sig 52 or sig 46 I just answered.

In fact, the shit's I take at TIA are better than at my house, I feel as if I'm just shitting out all my problems at once. I take a shit after breakfast and after lunch, I also like making my rounds through different shitting area's.

Hey at least I can look forward to something positive when I come to work.

If you never did you should. These things are fun and fun is good

DITTO! That is the best thing going at TIA, is payed pooping.

My favorite uncle once told me "Better days are comin". :lol:

yeah well your uncle's day's just happened to be in Marion County, not here! If only we knew what he meant at the time!

You guys have convinced me. I'm applying for a job. What great benefits . Top of the line porcelain thrones for your frequent, relaxing and belly emptying constitutionals. :lol: