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    Life at MPD

    What is it like being in the MPD?

    Oh I'm glad you asked. Imagine being told your group of people have to eat this large pot of chicken broth in an hour.

    Too easy right?

    And everyone is handed a knife, a spoon, and a fork. And it's just chicken broth. SO Chief Morales
    is so excited he grabs the fork
    and starts eating. Then tells everyone else to do the same. But you, only being a Rookie but having had experience eating broth before are like, "hey we
    should use the spoons," but the Staff is like, "well the Chief said use the fork." "But the spoon makes more sense. Like that's exactly what it was made for." And everyone continues to use the fork.
    And when it's not working fast enough, someone suggests you use a mallet. And you just look at the group, then at the spoon, then back at the group, the
    spoon, then you cry as you count down days until you can retire.

    That is the MPD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Micho View Post
    What is it like being in the MPD?

    Oh I'm glad you asked. Imagine being told your group of people have to eat this large pot of chicken broth in an hour.

    Too easy right?

    And everyone is handed a knife, a spoon, and a fork. And it's just chicken broth. SO Chief Morales
    is so excited he grabs the fork
    and starts eating. Then tells everyone else to do the same. But you, only being a Rookie but having had experience eating broth before are like, "hey we
    should use the spoons," but the Staff is like, "well the Chief said use the fork." "But the spoon makes more sense. Like that's exactly what it was made for." And everyone continues to use the fork.
    And when it's not working fast enough, someone suggests you use a mallet. And you just look at the group, then at the spoon, then back at the group, the
    spoon, then you cry as you count down days until you can retire.

    That is the MPD

    A 100% correct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Micho View Post
    What is it like being in the MPD?

    Oh I'm glad you asked. Imagine being told your group of people have to eat this large pot of chicken broth in an hour.

    Too easy right?

    And everyone is handed a knife, a spoon, and a fork. And it's just chicken broth. SO Chief Morales
    is so excited he grabs the fork
    and starts eating. Then tells everyone else to do the same. But you, only being a Rookie but having had experience eating broth before are like, "hey we
    should use the spoons," but the Staff is like, "well the Chief said use the fork." "But the spoon makes more sense. Like that's exactly what it was made for." And everyone continues to use the fork.
    And when it's not working fast enough, someone suggests you use a mallet. And you just look at the group, then at the spoon, then back at the group, the
    spoon, then you cry as you count down days until you can retire.

    That is the MPD
    Little man micho, why are you so disgruntled and sad? You are a rookie and can't handle the job.


    -The Commish

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