What is it like being in the MPD?

Oh I'm glad you asked. Imagine being told your group of people have to eat this large pot of chicken broth in an hour.

Too easy right?

And everyone is handed a knife, a spoon, and a fork. And it's just chicken broth. SO Chief Morales
is so excited he grabs the fork
and starts eating. Then tells everyone else to do the same. But you, only being a Rookie but having had experience eating broth before are like, "hey we
should use the spoons," but the Staff is like, "well the Chief said use the fork." "But the spoon makes more sense. Like that's exactly what it was made for." And everyone continues to use the fork.
And when it's not working fast enough, someone suggests you use a mallet. And you just look at the group, then at the spoon, then back at the group, the
spoon, then you cry as you count down days until you can retire.

That is the MPD