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No but there have been three sightings of a wildebeest covered in buffalo sh!t in that same general area. Strangest thing is, it too has been wearing a tool belt with colorful dildos hanging off it. Authorities are trying to determine if the two things are related or they are in fact the same creature. Wildebeest are not native to the Carolina mountain range, so obviously people are frightened.
Laughed my ass off.