Why did you become a campus police officer?

[Unregistered]

I became a campus police officer to make a difference in this world. I’m also a puzzy with a very small wien, so I compensate with my limited power and campus authority. Watch out hardcore criminals, you may be next if I catch you smokin that crazy herb.

[Unregistered]

I was lookin' for b******, but they had that carpet s*** all over 'em and I couldn't see what they looked like