A working day for DBPR Investigator

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What all does a work day consist of for you?

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What all does a work day consist of for you?

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You have no idea of the stress we are under. This is a high pressure job with an incredible amount of responsibility. We like to vent - it keeps us from doing something crazy like taking a job with some other state agency. To help you get the big picture, I will walk you through a typical day.

Wake up early (8:30 or so) and start the trip to the office.
Stop and get breakfast to go, since you have a full day - no time to waste.
Stop and get a newspaper.
Stop and pay the phone and power bill.
Stop and return a faucet to Lowe's.
Stop and pick up better faucet at Home Depot.
Complain to yourself about your state car, lack of the latest iPhone and paltry clothing allowance.
Complain to yourself about that pesky agent in your office that wants your help with an investigation.
Avoid the Captain.
Sneak in and create the impression you have been there a couple hours.
Avoid the LT.
Check email (state and personal) read the paper, eat your breakfast at your desk. Be sure to explain how you are too busy to meet the rest of the agents at Cracker Barrel.
Unzip your portfolio and check your complaints. Decide which one you can fit in to the remainder of the day.
Set that aside while you venture out to take care of some "personal issues."
Avoid the LT.
Lunch.
Claim a couple hours work while cruising the 'net development of "intel".
Drive to 10 minute oil change to make appointment for oil change.
Realize the day is almost over - knock out some "busy" work.
Call the LT and announce you may be late tomorrow in order to offset the extra hours from today.
Back to the office or head home.

Rinse and repeat.

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Check here on Affairs web for the latest bulletins and drive to office. My lt directs me on days activities at roll call. I stop by the discount food store on way back to my duplex where I pick up the off brand Fruit Loops. We work for 4 Fruit Loops. It is important to remember their names for interview Lord Weaselnuts, Aspergers Non Binary, Sparky Tardman, and Squirrely Worley. Make sure you bring up these 4 by name on your interview and you are sure to receive job offer. Today is Sunday. On Sundays I offer an animal sacrifice to appease the hatchet man Squirrely Worley and keep the QAR’s away. Remember to use your radio or you have to write a report.

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You have no idea of the stress we are under. This is a high pressure job with an incredible amount of responsibility. We like to vent - it keeps us from doing something crazy like taking a job with some other state agency. To help you get the big picture, I will walk you through a typical day.

Wake up early (8:30 or so) and start the trip to the office.
Stop and get breakfast to go, since you have a full day - no time to waste.
Stop and get a newspaper.
Stop and pay the phone and power bill.
Stop and return a faucet to Lowe's.
Stop and pick up better faucet at Home Depot.
Complain to yourself about your state car, lack of the latest iPhone and paltry clothing allowance.
Complain to yourself about that pesky agent in your office that wants your help with an investigation.
Avoid the Captain.
Sneak in and create the impression you have been there a couple hours.
Avoid the LT.
Check email (state and personal) read the paper, eat your breakfast at your desk. Be sure to explain how you are too busy to meet the rest of the agents at Cracker Barrel.
Unzip your portfolio and check your complaints. Decide which one you can fit in to the remainder of the day.
Set that aside while you venture out to take care of some "personal issues."
Avoid the LT.
Lunch.
Claim a couple hours work while cruising the 'net development of "intel".
Drive to 10 minute oil change to make appointment for oil change.
Realize the day is almost over - knock out some "busy" work.
Call the LT and announce you may be late tomorrow in order to offset the extra hours from today.
Back to the office or head home.

Rinse and repeat.

That's only 99.9% accurate! You forgot.... operate a pyramid scheme to sell healthcare supplements from your back seat. Make deliveries of said supplements only to have those deliveries show up on the DAS as vacuumed and organized state car.

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That's only 99.9% accurate! You forgot.... operate a pyramid scheme to sell healthcare supplements from your back seat. Make deliveries of said supplements only to have those deliveries show up on the DAS as vacuumed and organized state car.

Ok who was selling stuff out of their state car???

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Ok who was selling stuff out of their state car???

Multiple people making deliveries for their off duty endeavours while on duty. That is a fact.

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Multiple people making deliveries for their off duty endeavours while on duty. That is a fact.

Put up or shut up!! Facts only!! Sounds like BS!!

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Some of you fatties could use some supplements

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Some of you fatties could use some supplements

Nah most of that stuff is the snake oil. I'm good with Krispy Kreme!