The toilet paper in this place is absolutely astonishing. I felt like i was rubbing my anal glands off with literal sandpaper. So then I went down to Rishi and Alan’s office and sat right on the belt sander and sure enough same exact feeling if not better. I recently went up to the airport substation and went in the women’s room and holy crap what a difference. Charmin ultra soft in there. Department issued multi ply toilet paper in there. I swear this place has a gender bias.