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    Gets His Rocks Off

    Your Sheriff is the biggest showboat around. He must get his rocks of everytime he gets to f*ck an employee in a press conference. What a windbag bullshiter he is!

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    Grady is awesome and well respected. He is holding his deputies accountable for theft and DUI. We love it. Great job Sheriff. The public loves this guys.

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    It has come to my attention that one of the Polk County deputies threw spit wads at a school classroom clock while in the fifth grade. I would like to make a complaint to the sheriff so that he came fire the deputy, possibly charge him with criminal mischief (statute of limitations not withstanding) and hold a giant press conference. He could say that this abhorrent behavior will not and can not be tolerated - even if it happened in the past, etc. The sheriff could probably get a good forty-five minutes out of it. Perhaps there was another deputy who was in the fifth grade at the time who never reported the horrible behavior. He could also be fired and perhaps charged with conspiracy. This could run the press conference to just past one hour - great for the sheriff. Of course all the criminal charged would be bogus bullshit and dropped - but (a big butt) most of the residents would not know the difference anyway. The sheriff could declare himself a crime fighting hero - and that's all that matters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unregistered View Post
    It has come to my attention that one of the Polk County deputies threw spit wads at a school classroom clock while in the fifth grade. I would like to make a complaint to the sheriff so that he came fire the deputy, possibly charge him with criminal mischief (statute of limitations not withstanding) and hold a giant press conference. He could say that this abhorrent behavior will not and can not be tolerated - even if it happened in the past, etc. The sheriff could probably get a good forty-five minutes out of it. Perhaps there was another deputy who was in the fifth grade at the time who never reported the horrible behavior. He could also be fired and perhaps charged with conspiracy. This could run the press conference to just past one hour - great for the sheriff. Of course all the criminal charged would be bogus bullshit and dropped - but (a big butt) most of the residents would not know the difference anyway. The sheriff could declare himself a crime fighting hero - and that's all that matters.
    Stop giving that showboat more ideas. He has enough of his own.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unregistered View Post
    Grady is awesome and well respected. He is holding his deputies accountable for theft and DUI. We love it. Great job Sheriff. The public loves this guys.
    https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news...zrm-story.html

    Speaking of theft, how would have Grady handled this one?

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    OMG if that sergeant was in Polk County he would have a press conference in a heart beat!

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