Now I think people would pay to see what MLK Day really looks like in St. Creaturesburg FL. I wonder if there was a live stream of all the festivities if the bleeding heart liberals would be shocked or not. Think of the games:

Chugga Chugga Forty
Speed Blunt Rolling
Who’s my Baby’s Daddy
I Need a New Baby’s Daddy
Driving High Sidewalk Edition
Stolen ATV Parade
Stolen Car Parade
Post-Parade Fireworks/Shootings

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