Comfortable underwear for duty

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Question for the male Troopers that have been doing this for a while. For the past couple years (since I've been working in this Florida heat) I've been trying to find decent underwear for duty and I've decided boxer briefs are the best all around underwear for all seasons. I recently bought some of those fancy boxer briefs with the comfort pouch in the front. Now to the question part; does a normal guy fill this pouch up or is it some kinda extra storage for a wallet or something? Thanks for responses.

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Back when I came on, we didn’t have a lot of options for undergarments. I had to wear the “whitey tighty” underwear; I really hated these because a mediocre wipe job would become very obvious. My second wife accused me of cheating because I shart myself on duty, and just cut my underwear off. She couldn’t understand why I came home with no underwear on.

I have recently tried the boxer briefs with the spandex type material. I found these to be very comfortable, and they allow ample room for my genitalia to breath. The downside of this type of material is that the material does not retain liquid very well. I found this out when I was brave enough one day to indulge in a Chinese buffet on duty, and quickly found my stomach rumbling. To sum it up, I crapped my pants, and the juices bled straight through to my military pink pants, it was very embarrassing, but I wore it with pride.

I have since switched to the cotton boxer briefs. These seem to be the right balance; the boys have room to breath, just not as much as they do with the spandex type material. When I experienced an incident that resulted in me emptying my colon into my undergarments, I managed to run code to the substation to, and used my pocket knife to cut them off. After the boxer briefs were cut off, I saw a perfect mold of my a** hole molded in my very own fecal matter. The best part, it did not seep through to my pants, and I managed to finish my shift with more dignity than the time before. I had also upgraded my wife since then, and she didn’t question why I didn’t have undergarments on when I returned home.

I hope this information helps you find the right product.

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I wear an old fashioned onesie with a trapdoor in the back. I bought it real cheap at a yard sale a few years ago. Not very fashionable but extremely funtional. I leave the flap open during the summer months for increased ventilation.

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Back on the real Highway Patrol we had no reason to worry about such garbage as this.

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Back on the real Highway Patrol we had no reason to worry about such garbage as this.

Go sit down grandpa , nobody cares

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I switched from boxers to thong lycra swimsuit type underwear and love the support. No more sweating and chaffing. I use liberal amounts of Gold Bond in the right places. Take it from me, this combo works in real life.

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Bamboo boxers on Amazon. Amazing and keeps the boys dry.

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Pair of Thieves Cool Breeze boxer briefs. Best thing I’ve ever tried. Very breathable and pretty thin, but not overly silky. Keeps you dry and cool. Get them online or Target.