Hey Sara Davis, heard you were updating your resume. Now, what would be the purpose of that? Not doing very well with your choices I see. Lamberti failed,(you failed). You failed again under Israel, and, your marriage failed as well. Now, the grand daddy of them all. Greg Tony Bin Laden is on the run, and you are now officially affiliated with a fleeing felon. A psychologist would probably tell you to reevaluate your life, so as to make better decisions. Let me play the roll of that psychologist.

1-We know you had breast augmentation to enhance your chest size. I recommend you have them reduced to there original size.

2-I would immediately attend confession and ask for forgiveness. You know, swinging with all those men and women when married to Clyde.

3-Have a DNA test, to verify that your child is not from some random guy. This will give you comfort, because we know you have expressed your concern with this.

4-Stop dying your mustache and just shave it off. It’s thicker than you think. It has become the topic of discussion in the cafeteria.

5-Lastly, make an effort to have Greg Tony Bin Laden to resign. This may bring some closure in your life. Another words, doing something right for a change, which may effect your decision making.