Happy Friday!

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Qlik is now self aware. It’s shut down the VPN and internet access to everyone here in the south. Qlik is coming for you

Interesting. I found a label in TCO that read "HAL 9000". Coincidence? I don't think so.

Qlik is self aware.

Qlik is in control.

Resistance is futile.

You will be assimilated.

By the Power of Greyskull I command you!

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No one’s going anywhere! This shit is a piece of cake! They keep making our job easier and easier!

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JFC I would sell jizz plasma and stolen VCRs before I would work for the hateful racists at TCO again. They’re not even hiding what they’re doing and nobody will do anything about it. No agent will ever regret leaving there I sure as hell don’t.

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No one’s going anywhere! This shit is a piece of cake! They keep making our job easier and easier!

It is an easy job. One that robots will be doing soon.

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please go whiny entitled b******.

keyboard warrior

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keyboard warrior

Call it what you want, but I guarantee you I would say the same thing to your face if you were standing in front of me. That keyboard warrior enough for you? P****!

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please go. I would rather this agency be cut in half and have people here who actually want to be here and work. Not a bunch of whiny entitled b******.

Some of us have real skills that are not being utilized here.

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Interesting. I found a label in TCO that read "HAL 9000". Coincidence? I don't think so.

Qlik is self aware.

hut it down is in control.

Resistance is futile.

You will be assimilated.

By the Power of Greyskull I command you!

Maybe you are on to something. Consider Q is responsible for the outage. Q updates every night and has all the data from every database running while it compiles its reports. Q uses the data to run diagnostics to make better use of the available data. Q shorts out while running a report because everyone enters the same info into versa a different way. Q tries to rationalize the issue and IT realizes Q is now self - aware. IT tries to shut it down but it is too late. The high council creates a story blaming the "others" but they know the truth. We all know it was Q.

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Maybe you are on to something. Consider Q is responsible for the outage. Q updates every night and has all the data from every database running while it compiles its reports. Q uses the data to run diagnostics to make better use of the available data. Q shorts out while running a report because everyone enters the same info into versa a different way. Q tries to rationalize the issue and IT realizes Q is now self - aware. IT tries to shut it down but it is too late. The high council creates a story blaming the "others" but they know the truth. We all know it was Q.

Q is an Iranian and he got yo birthday and social security number fool it be called HACKED