Crazy guy at the mall with a sword. No mall detail. Do not need cops anyway. Call someone from NAMI. Oh thank god they used their calm down tactics. Active shooter at a school. No SRO's. Is doctor OZ available to talk them down. Oh shit. He's not available. It's OK because the principal and guidance counselor ran in and hugged not only the students but the shooter so they stopped. Uh-oh. Guy with an explosive device. Better call Dr. Phil. Do not need cops, they might use a tazer!!!!!!!!!