Executive order violations

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Nobody cares what any of you people did before. You’re all part of Meal Team 6 now.

I was an astronaut

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I was an astronaut

Now that the state is opening back up, I will be playing a few songs at the flea market this weekend if anyone wants to come out. I will be on stage at 2. Give me a shout out from the crowd.

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I was an astronaut

I was a nuclear physicist but found that boring. I met a real life special agent and was intrigued. The thought of no stress, no accountability and a free car was all I needed to say goodbye to academic life. I have never regretted that decision. The only better life would be that of a pirate. I can only dream...

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I was an astronaut

My name is Forrest. I just sold my shrimp boat. Are y'all hiring?