Recent Earthquake Tremors

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Scientists & Researchers now believe the recent powerful tremors, affecting the Jamaican, Cuba & South Florida regions, near the Caribbean Sea Wall, measured a whopping 7.7 on the Richter Scale, and might have been caused by our Union President, as he lumbered through a buffet line, in the Hialeah Gardens area.

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Meanwhile, critics or, dare we say, supporters of the fat union head, cite different theories and speculate the Major of Investigations may have waddled out of the office, headed to lunch, after arguing, yet again, with his Commander.
Nevertheless, regardless of the origin, both seem capable, and rotund enough, of impacting the earth’s rotation and have certainly spent their fair, shoveling food down their chops.