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I'm happy for the manufacture of viagra. Now my husband and I can sword fight.

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I got a penis reduction surgery. Now I'm 7 pounds lighter.. feel greater and can run faster.....

I could use the same surgery, I too suffer from excess meat. Please pass on your doctor's name.

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I'm happy and grateful to have the sheriff we have and undersheriff. The miami zoo is too far away and now all I have to do is go to the 5th floor to see the chimpanzees.

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I'm happy and grateful to have the sheriff we have and undersheriff. The miami zoo is too far away and now all I have to do is go to the 5th floor to see the chimpanzees.

Just watch out they dont throw poo on you.

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I'm happy for having my inflamed herremroids removed by laser....I can finally allow my wife do do a rusty trombone...

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I'm happy that the new uniforms are slightly bigger in the zipper area for some relief. It was like putting 10lbs in a 5 lb. Bag....

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Im happy my ex still has the same Netflix password so i can watch movies under a shady tree all day.