Creepy Carmine lurks over bikini clad customers in Naples tanning salons.

All the while turning green and busting out of his shirts from steroid use.

Now he needs t supplements and hair implants to keep his image.

But as we all know his sacks never fully developed.

So Epstein cops continue to bring your man his harem because his small stature and crinkled sack can't stand however much you put attempt holding him up.

That egg will crack and the yolk of his followers spilled all over the department.

His belief he is a sheriff is as verifiable proven false as is his testa di cazzo daddy playing for the Los Angeles Dodgers.

One is a short term minor leaguer the other didn't even reach that.