If I grow a beard will I look cool like the rest?

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I been having more threesomes since growing my beard. I have even ask my doctor for viagra to keep up with the demand🥒

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Since growing my goatee I've been offered a few rusty trombones...so heck yeah the facial hair is a game changer!! I eventually wanna grow the full G.I. Joe look next..

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Since growing my goatee I've been offered a few rusty trombones...so heck yeah the facial hair is a game changer!! I eventually wanna grow the full G.I. Joe look next..

I just threw out all my razors. That's it I'm joining the cool looking bearded dudes getting 3 somes Rusty trombones, and offers by waitresses

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I just threw out all my razors. That's it I'm joining the cool looking bearded dudes getting 3 somes Rusty trombones, and offers by waitresses

Sounds like the tattooed muscle man in n.laud......I bet he's getting a smorgasbord of offers

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Soon as we were permitted to grow a beard I found myself banging more waitresses in the restaurants I visited o. Duty....so yes the beards help!!!

Not something I'd brag about.....the cops I know eat at dennys, ihop or a low cost food chain. The waitresses look like wildebeests in those places.
I, on the other hand, eat in Wilton manors and since growing my scruffy patchy beard, I've been a huge hit....I especially love that sauce eegg.

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Not something I'd brag about.....the cops I know eat at dennys, ihop or a low cost food chain. The waitresses look like wildebeests in those places.
I, on the other hand, eat in Wilton manors and since growing my scruffy patchy beard, I've been a huge hit....I especially love that sauce eegg.

There’s nothing wrong with nailing the hottest chick in the trailer park!

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There’s nothing wrong with nailing the hottest chick in the trailer park!

Fishing for women is like fishing for fish. You keep trying a different lure to land one. This is why these guys go to extremes of tattoos, beards, muscles, tweezing their eyebrows, bleaching their teeth to some fake ass color white, wearing inserts in their shoes to look taller, penis enlargement surgery, body piercings, and so forth.... happy hunting !!

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Fishing for women is like fishing for fish. You keep trying a different lure to land one. This is why these guys go to extremes of tattoos, beards, muscles, tweezing their eyebrows, bleaching their teeth to some fake ass color white, wearing inserts in their shoes to look taller, penis enlargement surgery, body piercings, and so forth.... happy hunting !!

Many around here using some or all these techniques

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Fishing for women is like fishing for fish. You keep trying a different lure to land one. This is why these guys go to extremes of tattoos, beards, muscles, tweezing their eyebrows, bleaching their teeth to some fake ass color white, wearing inserts in their shoes to look taller, penis enlargement surgery, body piercings, and so forth.... happy hunting !!

You forgot bleaching their azzholes. Everything else I checked off.

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Fishing for women is like fishing for fish. You keep trying a different lure to land one. This is why these guys go to extremes of tattoos, beards, muscles, tweezing their eyebrows, bleaching their teeth to some fake ass color white, wearing inserts in their shoes to look taller, penis enlargement surgery, body piercings, and so forth.... happy hunting !!

Except beards have nothing in common with any of the things you're talking about (other than you obviously don't like them).

Shaving your face is higher maintenance than having a beard. So in reality YOU are the queen primming your face every day while I spend practically no time maintaining my beard.