Shrek for Sheriff

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Too bad no parades today, I will never forget the veterans day parade! You had forrest driving you through a crowd of laughter! I was laughing uncontrollably when you saw me. You looked like you were wearing a dress, your stomach was all over the trunk of the car.

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That was 6 months and 60lbs ago, I guess you haven't seen me lately! I can keep my depression in check if I eat mass quantities.

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Come back in 8 years if your heart is still working and give it a shot again!
Maybe you will be running against pignose.

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The stupid continues to come out of your mouth!
You piss poor excuse for a candidate. What have you raised $30,000 to your sheriffs million plus?
You have and always will be a loser!

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New poll shows incumbent Sheriff with big numbers. There is speculation the win will be by a large margin, most likely record breaking numbers for highest percentage overall win in Lee County.

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shrek will get less than 5% of vote. If anyone gave a sh@t about you they would have told you what a loser you are and to hang it up. They want to laugh at you like the rest of lee county!

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New poll shows incumbent Sheriff with big numbers. There is speculation the win will be by a large margin, most likely record breaking numbers for highest percentage overall win in Lee County.

I have no name in the game, but it’s obvious Carmine will win the election. Anyone know if it’s true he has raised over a million dollars? If so, the race is over. Hats off to him! I have been in politics my whole life and that’s not an easy task.

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The first time in Sheriff history that there wasn't another candidate running! I think he has done a great job for us.

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🐽 shoap or even the alcoholic 🍺🍷 McKinnley could have at least got 10% of the vote!

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Just saw your Shrek for sheriff video damn you are one ugly fat slob you can’t blame your wife for having multiple affairs on you!!
WOW 🤮