Shrek for Sheriff

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This election was handed to Marceno the day shrek signed up.
Shrek you cant even pay a mortgage how did you think you could run LCSO?
You worked for me when you lost your house in Trafalger Woods, around
the same time your wife had left you again.
You have always been a backstabbing twofaced loser!
August is almost here and you will see what a disgrace you are!

[Unregistered]

You seem to know a lot about me who are you?
I did lose the house and the wife for awhile.
I was able to pull off some mortgage fraud and got another house, then I lost it also.
If they are dumb enough to lend me the money why not!

[Unregistered]

I expect her to pack her bags again after she sees what a loser I am Aug 18th!

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Winner winner chicken dinner

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Two dozen Krispy Kreme doughnuts for the loser with the square stomach.

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You have shown your popularity by your huge campaign fund
Total donated $38,000
Shrek loans $11,600
Your buddy Emmons needs to hit your PAC with $500,000 to catch your sheriff
Also need 400 fools to write you checks for $1000 each
or 20,000 fools to give you $20
Then you may possibly get 5% of the vote
Thanks for keeping us all laughing.

[Unregistered]

We need to get Car 1 ordered for you soon. Have you thought about what you will be driving?
Its going to take some time to get that third axle installed to support your massive weight!

[Unregistered]

Time to get your failed campaign financials together again!
You only have 3 months and 18 days left of embarrassment.
All those wasted $20 checks, too bad you cant afford to return them!

[Unregistered]

Time to get your failed campaign financials together again!
You only have 3 months and 18 days left of embarrassment.
All those wasted $20 checks, too bad you cant afford to return them!

Why doesn’t he pull out of the race??? What’s his mindset?

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Shrek suffers from wet brain and severe obesity
The slob would look great in uniform