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10-19-2019, 02:08 PM #1UnregisteredGuest
Shrek for Sheriff
I will be having a fundraiser at mission bbq right at dinnertime. It will make it look like I have supporters. I plan on taking pictures of strangers as they come in to eat!
Manager has given me a few rules
I must tell people that I am wearing a shrek mask so I dont scare them.
I must gargle with summers eve
They want me to wear a surgical mask to shield any sewage odor that lingers
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10-19-2019, 04:24 PM #2UnregisteredGuest
Shrek
Shrek should have his next slumraiser at Outback! Could take pictures of all the cars in the lot and say they came to be horrified by his looks!
Hope you and the douchebag boys don’t get too down in the dumps again when everything goes away!
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10-19-2019, 07:50 PM #3UnregisteredGuestIf he's not a Threat, then why would you be concerned ?
Originally Posted by Unregistered
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10-19-2019, 08:22 PM #4UnregisteredGuest
Shrek
A homeless person would have a better chance of winning! You will be in last place no matter how many fools step up to the plate!
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10-20-2019, 01:39 PM #5UnregisteredGuest
Congress Shrek vs Eagle
That's going to be a fun show. Originally Posted by Unregistered
Eagle is going to ram it up Shreks fat a__!
*Unless its a wiener eating contest cuz no one is better at shoveling food down than Shrek
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10-20-2019, 02:10 PM #6UnregisteredGuest
If he raises $25,000 Wednesday he is a condenser. Just kidding, he will be lucky to raise $5000. It’s like throwing money in the garbage. Look up at the cameras and smile, can’t wait to see your large turnout. Most will be normal customers. Of course Brian Emmons wants a free dinner, loser!
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10-20-2019, 03:03 PM #7UnregisteredGuest
Shrek
They say Emmons eats like has a hallow leg! 😬
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04-06-2020, 01:52 AM #8UnregisteredGuestComing from someone who cannot spell 'contender." LOL! Originally Posted by Unregistered
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