Job Announcement

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FDLE Members,

We are currently advertising for the following internal job opportunities:

SPECIAL AGENT IN CHARGE (SAC)

Position Number: 000068
Application Deadline: 9/13/2019
Region/Division: TBROC, IF&S
City: Tampa

Job Description: Must be completely oblivious to Felonies occurring directly in front of you, even in your own private residence. The ability to deny checking the balance of a joint family bank account containing over $700,000.00 over several years, used in the commission of said Felony. Be completely God-Fathered in by the Commissioner of FDLE, to the degree that not a Criminal nor Administrative investigation will be authorized for these acts. A FSU college degree is not mandatory, but highly preferred.

FDLE Office of Human Resources
jobs@fdle.state.fl.us
(850) 410-7900

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Further requirements:
Must spend several hours per week at cross fit and golf course.
Past experience with controversial cases highlighting FDLE's inability to investigate highly desired.
Inability to manage a command post during hurricane will be viewed as a leadership skill.
Candidates must support the good 'ole boy network.
Current ASAC, minorities and women need not apply.

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Hello. I'd like to try to get a job interview. I've always liked criminology, and I've been able to ask tricky questions to criminals for a long time thanks to these guys icebreakerquestions.info who help me compose questions for a conversation on any topic. I am 37 years old and have experience in the work. I'm not afraid of corpses, I have good physical characteristics. I think we should write off in PM or call. Thank you for the information, wait for my call

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Hello. I'd like to try to get a job interview. I've always liked criminology, and I've been able to ask tricky questions to criminals for a long time thanks to these guys icebreakerquestions.info who help me compose questions for a conversation on any topic. I am 37 years old and have experience in the work. I'm not afraid of corpses, I have good physical characteristics. I think we should write off in PM or call. Thank you for the information, wait for my call

Are you for real?? UGH!!

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Must be willing to lie, cheat, or steal to do in employees that... are unsavory or have disagreed with anyone that has kissed the right asses.

Benefits: No matter what you do wrong, you are good to do... you are covered!

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None of the current ASAC's are worth a shit. FDLE needs to go outside of FDLE for all important positions going forward.

Hint: Look to the buddies of the current leadership, namely, Orlando, to get anything of significance position wise. The current staff is swimming in shit-filled water.