Former Sheriff Isreal could only be A Modern Day Sheriff Barney Fife

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Barney Fife is outwardly smug and self-important, covering up his insecurities and low self-confidence with a display of bravado. He presents himself as an expert on such diverse subjects as firearms, martial arts, women, singing, wilderness survival and American history. He frequently tries to impress others with his knowledge or skill in areas where his expertise is actually quite limited. He wishes to be perceived as "a man of the world," but he is actually quite naïve, and his fear of appearing ignorant leaves him easily duped

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Barney Fife is outwardly smug and self-important, covering up his insecurities and low self-confidence with a display of bravado. He presents himself as an expert on such diverse subjects as firearms, martial arts, women, singing, wilderness survival and American history. He frequently tries to impress others with his knowledge or skill in areas where his expertise is actually quite limited. He wishes to be perceived as "a man of the world," but he is actually quite naïve, and his fear of appearing ignorant leaves him easily duped

Fife is much more manly, than the big eared mumbling mumbling schmuck!

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And his sexy saggy pants jailer making sandwiches for everyone

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Barney Fife is outwardly smug and self-important, covering up his insecurities and low self-confidence with a display of bravado. He presents himself as an expert on such diverse subjects as firearms, martial arts, women, singing, wilderness survival and American history. He frequently tries to impress others with his knowledge or skill in areas where his expertise is actually quite limited. He wishes to be perceived as "a man of the world," but he is actually quite naïve, and his fear of appearing ignorant leaves him easily duped