I'm Sheriff Carmine Marceno and I want to personally welcome you to the Lee County Sheriff's Office! I am able to serve as your Sheriff in the most transparent way possible.
That be said, I admit to lying about my work history, I was a part time Park Ranger and I did not work at the NYPD.
I flunked the EOT test, twice so Naples PD fired me.
I raised money for the Collier Sheriff but he wouldn’t let me have his job.
I wound up at the LCSO after paying off Mike Scott and the rest is history.
Oh, almost forgot, I had my weasel buddy Holloway fix me up with this red hot babe, Deanna something or other, got her drunk and plowed the field sewing my seed. She got pregnant and almost wrecked my career but no worries my vast resources came to bear and she still born my son.
Well that’s about it.
Vote for me Carmine.