Bike unit opening

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Genuine question. Don't you feel like a creep asking that?

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Genuine question. Don't you feel like a creep asking that?

Yeah come on creep!!! You should rather ask why the last named changed from Harris to Howdidodee? Will it change from Howdidodee to Roberts when the wedding is official?

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Where do they go drinking at & who’s in this group?

The group is every changing. They rope in young rookies and after a short time there out of the group. Usually because the young rooks wise up and realize it’s a hell of a train ride waiting to derail.

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That group is Toxic, hints the reason it's ever changing. Anyone with any sense gets out as soon as they recognize it.

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They’re all whores who swing with each other. That whole group couldn’t flip a burger at Burger King let alone be cops. Have you seen how fat they’ve gotten? Must be all the wedding cake samples.

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Requirements:

1) complete probationary period
2) be willing to work out for 2 hours then take an hour lunch break why your fellow officers jump calls
3) be willing to hide in your Jackson Street office for hours on end watching tv why your fellow officers jump calls
4) be willing to do nothing. When you come across something you feel you should handle go the other way or call a zone unit
5) be willing to cheat on your wife with multiple downtown skanks
5a) be willing to cover for your partner as they partake in #5
6) be willing to wear an extrneemly tight shirt that’s at least 3 sizes smaller than it should be
7) be absolutely ok with contributing nothing to the department.

If this is you, the bike unit wants you!

When did your wife move downtown?

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That group is Toxic, hints the reason it's ever changing. Anyone with any sense gets out as soon as they recognize it.

Your wife's Vagina is toxic and is probably getting pounded by InstaGil or another spic right now

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The group is every changing. They rope in young rookies and after a short time there out of the group. Usually because the young rooks wise up and realize it’s a hell of a train ride waiting to derail.

In order to join the club you must be good at 2 things:

1. On Thursday drinking alcoholic beverages all night long and calling in sick if you were schedule to work on Thursday drinking night.

2. Next after drinking join Orgy Licking carpet to the sunrise.

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Your wife's Vagina is toxic and is probably getting pounded by InstaGil or another spic right now

You could only dream about how my wife's vagina is.. Ha! And who are these Orgy / swingers you are talking about? I've known a few people that get tangled up in that group, but dont seem like the swinging kind. 🤔