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06-15-2019, 05:53 PM #1UnregisteredGuest
Bike unit opening
Requirements:
1) complete probationary period
2) be willing to work out for 2 hours then take an hour lunch break why your fellow officers jump calls
3) be willing to hide in your Jackson Street office for hours on end watching tv why your fellow officers jump calls
4) be willing to do nothing. When you come across something you feel you should handle go the other way or call a zone unit
5) be willing to cheat on your wife with multiple downtown skanks
5a) be willing to cover for your partner as they partake in #5
6) be willing to wear an extrneemly tight shirt that’s at least 3 sizes smaller than it should be
7) be absolutely ok with contributing nothing to the department.
If this is you, the bike unit wants you!
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06-15-2019, 06:10 PM #2UnregisteredGuest
Hysterical and so true. I remember a few years back 50% of the bike u it was currently or had cheated on their wife/gf with the girl from the third floor! That must have been awkward when the whole unit was together
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06-15-2019, 07:07 PM #3UnregisteredGuest
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06-15-2019, 07:23 PM #4UnregisteredGuest
Mmm she’ll be 10-7 by 4 pm and will never work a weekend so I’m willing to bet nothing
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06-16-2019, 03:43 PM #5UnregisteredGuest
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06-19-2019, 08:47 PM #6UnregisteredGuest
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06-20-2019, 01:27 AM #7UnregisteredGuest
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06-20-2019, 01:40 PM #8UnregisteredGuest
Maced? I’ve never heard a cop refer to it as mace?
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06-21-2019, 09:34 PM #9UnregisteredGuest
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06-24-2019, 03:12 PM #10UnregisteredGuest
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