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05-04-2019, 11:54 AM #1UnregisteredGuest
This years gala slated to be even worse than last year.
The saying too many chiefs and not enough indians is fitting. We here at the PBA have too many chiefs and thus the gala will undoubtedly be messed up even more so than last years embarrassing flop.
Leave John Jenkins alone. He can make it a successful event but with Shiver/Stahl/Greenwell interferences it will be a mess once again. You are almost better off doing away with it rather than be embarrassed hear after year.
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05-04-2019, 02:23 PM #2UnregisteredGuest
Are you kidding?! Jenkins is just as lazy as the others. He has no morals and doesn’t have what it takes to make anything successful
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05-04-2019, 08:59 PM #3UnregisteredGuest
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05-04-2019, 09:11 PM #4UnregisteredGuest
Friendly wager
How many cop haters with Steadman Stahl take pictures with?
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05-04-2019, 10:10 PM #5UnregisteredGuest
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05-04-2019, 10:35 PM #6UnregisteredGuest
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05-04-2019, 10:38 PM #7UnregisteredGuest
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05-05-2019, 03:15 AM #8UnregisteredGuest
Let’s also take wagers on how many people Stahl takes pictures with that we’re either investigated for corruption or have been indicted for corruption.
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05-07-2019, 01:14 AM #9UnregisteredGuest
Who's On First? by Abbott And Costello
Abbott: How do you...how do you like my lawn club for St. Lou?
Costello: Hey, all those people gonna be at the game today?
Abbott: Certainly.
Costello: Ah, this is gonna be a whopper of a game!
Abbott: Well it should be.
Costello: Hey, Abbott...
Abbott: What?
Costello: I understand they made you the manager of this here whole great team.
Abbott: Why not?
Costello: So you the manager?
Abbott: I'm the manager!
Costello: Well, you know, I'd like to know some of the guys' names on the team so when I meet 'em on the street or in the ballpark I'll be able to say, "Hello," to those people.
Abbott: Why sure I'll introduce you to the boys. They give 'em funny names though, St. Lou.
Costello: Oh I know they give those ball players awful funny names.
Abbott: Well, let's see, on the team we have uh Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...
Costello: Are you the manager?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: You know the guys' names?
Abbott: I sure do.
Costello: Then tell me the guys' names.
Abbott: I say, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third and then you...
Costello: You the manager?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: You know the guys' names?
Abbott: I'm telling you their names!
Costello: Well who's on first?
Abbott: Yeah.
Costello: Go ahead and tell me.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy on first.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy playin' first base.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy on first.
Abbott: Who is on first!
Costello: What are you askin' me for? I'm askin' you!
Abbott: I'm not asking you, I'm telling you.
Costello: You ain't tellin' me nothin'. I'm askin' you, who's on first?
Abbott: That's it!
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.
Abbott: Who!
Costello: The guy on first base.
Abbott: That's his name.
Costello: That's whose name?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.
Abbott: That's the man's name!
Costello: That's whose name?
Abbott: Yeah!
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me!
Abbott: Who is on first.
Costello: What are you askin' me for? I'm askin' you, who's on first?
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy on first.
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: What's the guy's name on first?
Abbott: No, What's on second.
Costello: I'm not askin' you who's on second!
Abbott: Who's on first.
Costello: That's what I'm askin' you! Who's on first?
Abbott: Now wait a minute. Don't...don't change the players.
Costello: I'm not changin' nobody! I asked you a simple question. What's the guys' name on first base?
Abbott: What's the guy's name on second base.
Costello: I'm not askin' you who's on second!
Abbott: Who's on first.
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott: He's on third. Now we're not talking about him.
Costello: Look, you got a first baseman?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Then tell me the fella's name playin' first.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy playin' first.
Abbott: That's his name.
Costello: Wait...What's the guy's name on first base?
Abbott: What is the guy's name on second base!
Costello: Who's playin' second?
Abbott: Who's playin' first.
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott: He's on third base.
Costello: Look, when you pay off the first baseman every month, who do you pay the money to?
Abbott: Every dollar of it.
Costello: Yeah. Look, you gotta pay the money to somebody on first base, don't you?
Abbott: Yeah.
Costello: Does he give you a receipt?
Abbott: Sure.
Costello: How does he sign the receipt?
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy that you give the money to.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy you give the money to.
Abbott: That's how he signs it.
Costello: That's how who signs it?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me!? Abbott: That's it.
Costello: That's who?
Abbott: Yeah.
Costello: When you give the guy the money, doesn't he have to sign the receipt?
Abbott: He does!
Costello: Well how does he sign his name?
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy you give the money to.
Abbott: That's how he signs it!
Costello: You! You...You just don't give money to someone without having 'em sign the receipt!
Abbott: No! Who signs it.
Costello: What are you askin' me for?
Abbott: Now calm down. I'm not asking you, I am telling you. The...
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me. What's the guy's name that signs the receipt on first base?
Abbott: Well now wait a minute. What signs his own receipt.
Costello: Who signs his own receipt?
Abbott: No, Who signs his.
Costello: I'm askin' you, when the guy on first base gives you a piece of paper...
Abbott: Yes, now wait...
Costello: ...he puts his name on it.
Abbott: No, Who puts his name on it...
Costello: How...
Abbott: ...and what puts his name on it...
Costello: How does the fella's name on first base look to you when he signs his name?
Abbott: Who.
Costello: To you.
Abbott: That's how it does.
Abbott And Costello - Who's On First?
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05-07-2019, 08:03 AM #10UnregisteredGuest
Outstanding way to describe how this years’ gala planning is going.
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