Quote Originally Posted by Unregistered View Post
Two question:

1. Why were you fired from your last five jobs?

2. Do you have a specific behavioral problem (or pattern) that is not in the public interest?
1. That’s right tough guy.

2. See I’ve always had a bit of a temper problem. It’s always flaring up like a pack of hemorrhoids. I’ve been known to swing at the fences from time to time. Tell you the truth, your starting to piss me off right now, I’m withdrawing my application.