We have tried to help Steadaman Stahl with English but he needs remedial class

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There =specifies a location
Their = Shows possession

I would go on but I don’t want to overwhelm Steadman so let’s do it piece by piece.
Steadman, instead of looking at porn spending some time watching Sesame Street.

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You can only get so much education in the backwoods of Homestead. Now you ask stahl to two step dance and he is as graceful as a gazelle.

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Dear Lord, what a visual.

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Stahlession:

When someone is obsessed with Steadman Stahl, they've lost control of their feelings about the object of their obsession; Steadman. The adjective obsessed is often used to simply mean "very interested," but when someone is truly obsessed, their interest has become compulsive, and they've begun to lose control over it. They really need help and a life!

Steadman Induced Borderline Personality Disorder (SIBPD) is a mental illness which manifests itself in a variety of behavioral issues blogging lies about Steadman. Symptoms include emotional instability, abandonment issues, feelings of emptiness and problems in relationships. These are accompanied by intense experiences of anger, depression and anxiety that can last hours, days or even months.

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Hear = distinguishing noise or voices
Here = something or someone that is with you

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You can only get so much education in the backwoods of Homestead. Now you ask stahl to two step dance and he is as graceful as a gazelle.

More like as graceful as the penguin from Batman Returns

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🤣🤣 A young Stahl is every kindergarten teachers nightmare

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🤣🤣 A young Stahl is every kindergarten teachers nightmare

Yes! Oh my god that’s so true. But how in watt did Steadman get to be so damn stupid?

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Yes! Oh my god that’s so true. But how in watt did Steadman get to be so damn stupid?

Redneck genealogy. He is a typical illiterate backwoods southern boy.

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Redneck genealogy. He is a typical illiterate backwoods southern boy.

So basically Stahl is our Forest Gump