Just finalizing my benefits package then Ill be working with all of you on the road. I already told HR so this seems to be as good as a place as any to put the word out, I am already certified police officer so don't give me no hand me down cruisers, two years old the most or no more than 24k miles. I usually eat early on in my shift so please work your schedule around mine. I need all of you to handle your calls, please don't pretend to be busy or do a traffic stop once a call comes out. If everyone adheres to the couple of requests we will all get along fine. I bring with me 4 years of police experience, I will instruct you new guys on how to handle something you are unfamiliar with but please just don't make it a habit.


Oh, and BTW this is just a stepping stone in my career path. I might only be with you guys a short while so you ought to make the most of it.