Julie Jones found a new home

Unregistered · 02-13-2019, 11:25 PM

Originally Posted by Unregistered

If JJ's butt got any fatter she wouldn't fit through the doors. They'd have to grease her sides to squeeze the behemoth through.

I heard the door had stretch marks

Unregistered · 02-14-2019, 02:22 AM

Originally Posted by Unregistered

I heard the door had stretch marks

When she goes to the Zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.

When she walks, she leaves pock marks in the sidewalks.

When she looks at at restaurant menu and it's time to order she says: "OK!"

Unregistered · 02-15-2019, 01:10 AM

Originally Posted by Unregistered

When she goes to the Zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.

When she walks, she leaves pock marks in the sidewalks.

When she looks at at restaurant menu and it's time to order she says: "OK!"

When she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

She's so fat, when the cops see her they yell "break it up."

She's so fat , when she walked outside with her yellow rain coat on, people yell, "taxi."

Unregistered · 02-15-2019, 05:42 PM

Yep, fat lady with a whole lot of money. 💰. How is your bank account looking? 💩💩💩

Unregistered · 02-15-2019, 11:36 PM

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Yep, fat lady with a whole lot of money. 💰. How is your bank account looking? 💩💩💩

I work for FDC and was employed while she was secretary. Of course my bank account is empty because the fat lady screwed me and all of us over.

Unregistered · 02-16-2019, 07:16 AM

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Yep, fat lady with a whole lot of money. 💰. How is your bank account looking? 💩💩💩

I left and got a county jail job which pays more money. She makes more money than I do but my food and clothing bills are smaller because I only weigh half as much as her. She shops at "Big and Fat" (the Hindenburg Line) and buys her food by the case at Sam's Club. She eats so much Ben & Jerry Ice Cream they made her an honorary board member of the company.

Unregistered · 02-16-2019, 04:20 PM

[QUOTE=Unregistered;2979583]I left and got a county jail job which pays more money. She makes more money than I do but my food and clothing bills are smaller because I only weigh half as much as her. She shops at "Big and Fat" (the Hindenburg Line) and buys her food by the case at Sam's Club. She eats so much Ben & Jerry Ice Cream they made her an honorary board member of the company.[/QUOTE

She's so fat the National Weather Service names all of her farts!