Captain Fooler

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When is this unearned rank captain going to be gone?

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He looks like Harvey Weinstein doesn't he?

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Completely unqualified and still here and still a Captain

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And you’re still a coward.

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Completely unqualified and still here and still a Captain

You should have used a comma between unqualified and still. I may be an unqualified Captain but my grammar is outstanding!

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He looks like Harvey Weinstein doesn't he?

I’m much better looking than Harvey and thanks to my current assignment I have a lot more money.

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Definitely the best looking Captain in the agency, even South Florida possibly.

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Good looking, rich, and in peak physical condition. Captain Fooler is a stud!

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And don’t forget he’s pretty darn intelligent. He is a grammar whiz...

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Good looking, rich, and in peak physical condition. Captain Fooler is a stud!

Don’t forget his talent on the dance floor, Saturday Night Fever!