Noriega vs North Bay Village

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Dear Mayor and Commissioners

A poll of the Police Officers was conducted by the research group Proctor & Zabriskie. The results were overwhelming against bringing back the former chief. The vote was 23 to 3.

Hear our voices loud and clear.

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Guys, looks like a skinny blond commissioner wants Noriega back. According to her, he wants full. Back pay, legal fees, and his job back with a five year contract.

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My vote is for bringing chief nipples back. If we can bring him back think of the possibilities. The most important point will be the morale of the officers. The next parties in the conference room will be epic. We can have team building shot tournaments. Whiskey shots. Vodka shots. Tequila shots. We can get new solo cups for every camera. Chief nipples can bring back that stooge bejar to investigate (hehe) all allegations. The clincher if we are in trouble facing real discipline all we have to do again is buy him a puppy. Best chief.

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Dear Mayor and Commissioners

A poll of the Police Officers was conducted by the research group Proctor & Zabriskie. The results were overwhelming against bringing back the former chief. The vote was 23 to 3.

Hear our voices loud and clear.

Another poll by Depinga & Baloney was 24 to 2 to bring Noriega back.

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Dear Nipples and the suck boys,

Looks like daddy isn’t getting his job back. So sad for certain people here who rely on oral communication skills rather than being stand up. With an overwhelming majority pushing back to the PBA, and the elected officials showing how much they feel obligated to the FOP, isn’t it a wonderful thing to watch the slime squirm.

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Dear Nipples and the suck boys,

Looks like daddy isn’t getting his job back. So sad for certain people here who rely on oral communication skills rather than being stand up. With an overwhelming majority pushing back to the PBA, and the elected officials showing how much they feel obligated to the FOP, isn’t it a wonderful thing to watch the slime squirm.

Noriega is getting tired of winning. I guess you know now who your daddy is. I guess the poll from Depinga & Baloney was right.

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I want to make a point that our Dad is a fine man and father, he said so himself, well sometimes, We think he's our dad. He is a stand-up husband, ya - when he's not standing outside of his 33s house begging to get back in from the rain. He is a great pet owner. he now has 6 goats, two horses, 7 birds and 81 dogs. All gifts to him for favors over the years. Our Dad works long and hard, (starring in the mirror) and takes his vitamins, OK ya his growth hormones, he has bigger breasts then Mom now. In the end my Dad with his receding hairline (which looks good with all the dye in it), he is a good Chief, well maybe an OK chief,(he can spend money like no one else, right?).
Please leave our Daddy alone we need him back, (Brian has nowhere to rest his chin and the finger prints have finally dissipated from the back of his neck).

Love you Pops, Your Sons,
Ceaser "five head" the Cheezzer
Jimmy the works 3 hours a day McDrunky
Manny the hand up the back stab
Brian the Hut, the plays on the phone, the under the desk, etc, etc, etc

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It is rumored that the entire commission does not want him back. Oh, except “little miss bought and paid for.” Seems she’s having issues with the reality that she’s not as pretty or smart as she thinks she is at all. Having had her driving license suspended a few years ago, perhaps she should have realized that her temporary tag on her car is expired and she’s still driving around like that thumbing her nose at the local police as if she owns them. It really makes one wonder how much kool aid she drank? Or better yet why is she so easily bought. We understand how anyone who catches their fiancé cheating just prior to the wedding would be so miserable and nasty. Her nasty remarks about Marvin and Andreana are unacceptable. And really what’s her story? She’s taking advice from the blogger who was creeping around NBI trying to have a secret strategy meeting with sissy? Apparently, they’re plotting against Marvin. Let’s not forget Mcdrunkys role in all this phukery. It’s all coming to a screeching halt. More to follow.

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Chief Noriega will be back in charge soon so get used to it. Little miss will continue to be a gorgeous, intelligent and desirable lady. Andreana will continue to eat muffins as part of her healthy diet and desires. Majority of residents want Chief Noriega back.

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It is rumored that the entire commission does not want him back. Oh, except “little miss bought and paid for.” Seems she’s having issues with the reality that she’s not as pretty or smart as she thinks she is at all.

That’s not very nice!! What a way to talk about North bay villages finest black sexy female commissioner. I’m disappointed in all of you (sarcasm).